up your ziggy with a wawa brush

this means that you stick a brush used to comb the hair "downstairs" and shove it up your pussy

She then looked at the two timing bitch and said up your ziggy with a wawa brush.

by whatsittoyou? February 15, 2005

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

you're such a piece

A phrase first coined by Ehsan Alavi, the insult "you're such a piece" is usually used against immature children such as Milad Madanipour and Kayvan Alavi.

see also: Eat a D

lol, i just deleted your hard drive

duude, you're such a piece.

by House of D August 23, 2006

is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

You a Turkey

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.

jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.

by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022

you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose

Damn girl you look like a five course meal ;)

by Xysticc June 4, 2017

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018