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tool

A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.
by Croato December 10, 2009
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by [Alice] January 16, 2008
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Tool

Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.
TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
by thou art owned December 15, 2009
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Tool

Could be a dumb person or whatever like most people on this website say, tool but I'm here to state another definition. A tool could be known as a small weapon. Also known as peace.
From NWA's "Straight Outta Compton": AK-47 is my tool! (Gunshots) So don't make me act a mothaf*ckin' fool!
by Syko-B June 5, 2017
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Tool

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time
by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023
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tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
by mshezzy January 9, 2017
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Tool

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.
by Road hustler September 6, 2022
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