jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
by crosst-nut May 09, 2018

Big dick walking around the town and when he sits down on the toilet he has to hang his cock over his shoulder cause it gets in the way
by Thosewhobust January 24, 2025

An amazing person. Will always be there for you, plays too many video games. Stays up late. Will always be there for you.
by WE WILL RULE THE WORLD March 09, 2022

A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
by Huge Cocked Boy June 11, 2023

A great looking woman who you may meet at a very random place (like the movies or a store) you will quickly fall for her and you will have lots of fun in many ways;)
Riley is a beautiful and sexy woman
by bbcinmytummy August 01, 2022

"Wow, I really thought she was good, guess she's an Elle Riley"
"Bit of a let down, my current girl is an Elle Riley"
"Bit of a let down, my current girl is an Elle Riley"
by Seagull killer February 12, 2013
