I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Elizabeth I

Refers to an iconic person who established a whole era by her/his (ideally her*) presence; implementing transforming policies from a high-power-position; having a very temperamental and focused leadership; in a patriarchal and sexist society in which she/he (ideally she*) was expected to be from other gender; and ended up proving those wrong; in addition to not following the social and established norms of leaving descendants, nor marriage

* (Before any kind of claim from anti-feminists) The term refers to Elizabeth I, a woman, was Queen of England during the XVI century. But, in certain cases, it could of course apply to other genders

- Wow! The company has done so much better since she got involved
- I know! She's total 'Elizabeth I'

by Lucraçao April 14, 2019

H i g g a

A variant of the N word for people with black hair

If you have black hair can you say the N word or do you have to say H i g g a?

by Default Mate April 22, 2019

I sheeped out

A phrase to say you did something half-decently or was slightly timid and sheepish.

1: How did you do on the history test?
2: I sheeped out on that one

by Life3561 April 25, 2019

T U R B O I N T

It is a L I F E S T Y L E

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me, an Intellectual: T U R B O I N T

by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

by Kjail April 30, 2019

I respect it

I respect it

“Oi bro I respect it”

by ninaxxxxxxxxx April 30, 2019