Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020

Give Me Kirk

Giving someone neck, or head. Called Kirk because he got shot in the neck.

Hey shawty, come here and give me Kirk

by iLoveTwinks October 29, 2025

Packed me off

send someone somewhere without much warning or notice.

"they packed me off to the academy in Baltimore"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

On me Ma's life

When you are so sure of something that you sacrifice your gollume mother for it

On me ma's life I will get the gollume toker back B

by Gollume July 14, 2025

me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.

Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!

by Sambiase August 14, 2024

It’s the _ for me

It’s the not know what “it’s the _ for me means” for me

Person 1: wow your soooooooo nice
Person 2: it’s the _ for me

by AceTheEnby_ February 9, 2021