Seriously poggers. When I see Owen, I’m like woah, omg. He’s proper fit and absolutely smart and gets mad hoes. He is pretty much God but sexier. Also Fight Club was based on his life.
Hot Femboy: Damn did you see Owen the other day?
Fit bird: Yeah he is such a baddie. I’d love to peg the shit out of him.
Fit bird: Yeah he is such a baddie. I’d love to peg the shit out of him.
by Urine_Sampler March 12, 2023
Get the Owenmug. 
by dropdeadli November 21, 2019
Get the owenmug. An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
Get the John Owenmug. 95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.
Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
by the craccen November 5, 2019
Get the owenmug. An Owen is usually quite a complicated dude. He tends to be very nice, amazing smile (usually has dimples) fairly handsome and could probably get any girl if he wanted to. However, an Owen almost always has its down sides. Owen often times is socially awkard and doesn't like to speak a whole lot all the time. He is seen as more of an introverted extrovert- meaning once you get to know him well enough, he is a great guy. When spoken to he doesn't always have a whole lot to say either. It becomes quite a plain conversation when speaking to an Owen (mostly due to his kindness). Despite his kindness, he also can tend to be quite inconsiderate towards others. Not really catching what should be said and shouldn't- causing others to either hate him or truly dislike him. He doesn't express his emotions a whole lot but even when he does, he has a hard time doing so. He is a great guy, but often times misunderstood because how he is as person.
Date an Owen.
Date an Owen.
by ThisIsNotAnOwen November 24, 2021
Get the Owenmug.