van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021

Van

a name for a gender neutral person who falls in love way to fast

person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.

by poopy cum December 27, 2021

van mode

the act of using a vehicle to harass, scare, or kill civilians.

I’m about to go van mode on these kids.

by hannah10e August 22, 2023

Van

art personified, full of tiny things, something sublime, so extremely cute that it doesn't seem real

Van, is a pretty good guy.

by vavav November 22, 2021

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019

Van boy

A code name for an attractive guy

Hey that's my Van boy

by Bearyellow January 19, 2020