A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises
The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle
by Butxh September 20, 2015
Get the Frozen turtle mug."Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
Get the turtle jockey mug.What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.
Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.
by Hernandez Chambero March 4, 2009
Get the Bin Turtle mug.(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.
(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police
didn't show up.
2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't
get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.
(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him
from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
didn't show up.
2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't
get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.
(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him
from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
by The Irth October 16, 2014
Get the Irth Turtle mug.Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.
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