toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019

Touch the item

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.

Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.

by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020

touchpadwarrior

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

touchstarvved

A very gay person

touchstarvved is my gayest mutual

by touchstarvved August 30, 2021