Toni

bad at uno, hates people, laughs at dead people and ur mom jokes

“omg look it’s a toni”

“she must be so bad at uno”

by muscleman444 January 24, 2022

Scraggly tony

A discriptive way to reference a guys junk, specifically junk that’s hairy or scraggly in any way.

mannn, that dude has a scraggly tony!

by toadrangler November 1, 2017

Tony

Your penis. Duh

They call me Tony on account of my huge Tony

by MassiveTony July 17, 2025

tony dotarachi

A great person who face times you at 4:28 in the morning when you can’t sleep and reads urban dictionary names with you HES reallllll

Person1: yo he’s a real tony dotarachi
Person2: WORDDDD CHYO

by Tony dotarachi June 9, 2018

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."

Bro I just drank 17 coffees… I pulled a Tony El Chong

Tony El Chong Cuey is him

by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025

Pulling a Tony Mo

Pulling a Tony Mo is the epitome of being Tony Mo. It means to go stinky mo godmode over 10 times a day in the bathroom without stopping. When Tony Mo does this, his intelligence increases by 3.455.

Wow, Motony was just Pulling a Tony Mo.

by Tony Mo January 20, 2021

Tony luck

Good fortune that accrues from having an easy to pronounce name.

You say how come *he* was selected? Tony luck, man!

by Mindofakind November 18, 2023