my tongue tastes like tongue

something a dumbass would say

Paul: Say something
Conner: My tongue tastes like tongue
Paul: You dumbass

by ok dumbass April 16, 2020

Tea Tongue

To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.

Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?

Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....

by AyeYoBish June 22, 2017

Forked Tongue Twang

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.

The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .

by Lcherry June 10, 2025

Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence

I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.

by KaseVonD March 29, 2025

Tongue biter

A person, usually a female, under the age of 18, only posting selfies on social media. These selfies mostly include Snapchat filters, lighting, tongue biting, etc. Conclusion: They’re just children with high egos.

Did you see Kenzie’s new post? She’s such a tongue biter.

by Some sour lemon April 27, 2020

Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.

Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye

by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021

Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful

1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)

by greatalpaca June 15, 2020