turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes

I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.

by lixisquid January 1, 2015

Riding Turtle

Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.

crouching tiger hidden riding turtle

by EternalHERO August 23, 2008

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012