failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.

Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!

by GC12B October 3, 2010

Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

by xxxxChastick November 28, 2010

failing fettish

when your teacher likes to fail people for fun or enjoyment

yo this teacher must have a failing fettish i have a 32% average in her class

by rebatable_student February 22, 2019

I failed at fucking

Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!

Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass

by Lil Nigorize October 11, 2018

finale fail

Failing to see the last episode of a tv-series season, and instead start to watch the next season. Might occur when failing to count the number of discs in a DVD-box, or failing to download a complete season.

A: Damn, I failed the finale of 'How I Met Your Mother' season 3 last night.
B: That must really suck for you, since it's no use watching the finale now that you know that Ted (... insert spoiler) in the end of it.
A: Well, I realized that I had finale failed and managed to turn it off before that was revealed in the prologue of the first episode of season 4, but thanks.

by TomasJ April 13, 2010