Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can't even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.
Holy Shit.. Did you see the guy in rainbow spandex with fucked up feet and an ugly tattoo???
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
by chodesmuggler October 20, 2022
An emotionally abusive, manipulative cunt who will destroy your mental health and gaslight you for months.
by mickeymousewhorehouse November 02, 2021
danny is the best person of all time. he is amazing and beautiful and you should always keep him close. he’s too shy to ask you out but just know he loves you so much. he’s great at fucking and makes a good friend.
danny is so amazing
by frog pants October 12, 2021
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