Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

taking the wreck

A Phrase that emplies some one is joking about or taking the piss.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.

Keneth thought i was being serious, but i was totally taking the wreck.

by Robert Mcoobie the 2nd July 8, 2009

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009

taking the George

also taking the george micheal, ie taking the michieal or mickey.. to take a rise out of someone

look at what he's worn to the wedding............. is he taking the George

by Shakey71 April 25, 2010

taking it in trade

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.

The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.

by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010

typing casualties

Another word for Typo

A misspelling of a word when typing or texting

so you leave me and my typing casualties alone

by DDCorp May 18, 2011

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011