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Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023
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Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
by Street Salami July 21, 2023
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table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.
Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.
by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!
Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?
by misf3re November 22, 2021
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scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,
my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
by D Chris April 22, 2024
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