Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Shamrock Shake

An Irish handjob

I met a drunk Irish lass on St. Patrick's Day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.

by Lordwindowlicker August 5, 2012

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006

shake

alternately, in the 70s and 80s California Bay Area, dried marijuana leaves were known as shake.

Jimmy:"hey man, I got a bag of weed"
Joran: "groovy man, is it bud or SHAKE?"

by shiatbiatch September 10, 2010

shake junt

stupid bitch tryna smoke fo free

if that shake junt wanna smoke fo free, she betta smoke on me

by slangin bricks October 31, 2009

shake them haters

Don't let them hater's get to you, life is good.

black on black:mmmm them mudd jeans sure look good laquita.
Laquita:No they don't shawntee!
black on black:shake them haters girl shake them off!!!

by black on black October 1, 2003

shake and fake

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.

"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"

by sexislife July 24, 2009