soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.
P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.
by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017
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Heartspark/Soft

The most amazing person a boy could hope for. Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. Has an amazing ass, and it tastes pretty good as well. Love of your life.
by Verts November 21, 2018
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Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
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soft cupcake

soft cupcake, also known as olivia, is always the most opened minded girl. she will always be a soft cupcake, and a bottom. just make sure not to disturb her while she’s making zoe laverne edits!
omg soft cupcake was at school yesterday!
by canadagirlie June 20, 2021
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Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.
My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.
by Hovershlagen December 09, 2020
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper December 15, 2015
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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.
Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.
by llamalanuh October 23, 2022
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