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Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.
This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.
by yessirsimp October 1, 2020
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Simp mode

When someone is being a simp for a while
Simp mode isn’t any regular type of simp, it’s when they adore you a LOT. Like a LOT a LOT.
Crush: Hey Y/N Simp mode
You:😳
by ClownEgirl August 4, 2020
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Simp Tuesday

Thus Day has been deemed the only day acceptable for simping. You may only simp on this day or you will be hung by your foreskin. Simping begin at 12 am.
Wyatt is a simp. Simp Tuesday is Wyatts favorite day
by DirtyDeimund April 20, 2020
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Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
by names-epicc June 6, 2021
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Simp Misuser

Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.
*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”
by Suduisjdjsjdkdjisanibba April 6, 2020
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ginger simp

a ginger male who will do anything to please a female. sun burns when he looks at the sun.
boy: 'hannah you are so beautiful, i'll do anything for you'
girl: 'fuck me fred, you're such a ginger simp, get some suncream on that sunburn!'
by samlovesagingeminge May 28, 2020
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Kawaii Simp

Me.
by Kawaii Simp June 8, 2021
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