Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

Power Top

during homosexual sex, a "power top" is a "top" who can delay his orgasm for extended periods of time, and or able to maintain his erection long after his orgasm.

When John's new boyfriend Jim topped him for the first time and was able to keep going after he had an orgasm, John knew Jim was a power top.

Joe and Alex didn't believe Keith was a power top until they had a 3-way. Keith kept his erection and held his orgasm as they took turns bottoming for him until they both came.

by Topman2011 July 27, 2011

Carrot Top

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

Pam says she's in love with carrot top!

by dave November 26, 2003

bumpy top

Crown Royal, due to the the unbelievably sweet crown shaped "bumpy top"

Give me a bottle of bumpy top and a pack of who I ams

by JoshCyclist June 04, 2005

Dick Top

One who draws large "dicks" or "penises' on roofs

"God I just dick topped the shit out of Matt's House!

by matt aka richard topper July 25, 2009

Top Buz

A person who enjoys stealing cream eggs from local shops.

Top Buz was suspended the other day for stealing a cream egg.

by Bass January 12, 2005

Top Shagger

A person who engages in a lot of sexual activity

Tony! Top shagger as always!
Save some pussy for the rest of us Tone.

by Tony Top Shagger January 20, 2018