Molly Champion

The name Molly Champion is a whole red flag, a combination of the drug Molly and the word Champion. However it is not just a red flag, but the example people use to define a red flag. Be wary of Molly Champion.

"You should stop what you are doing, before you become a Molly Champion!"

"You are acting just like a Molly Champion!"

by MessAroundAndFindOut January 17, 2023

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Molly

Molly is a hippo. She cannot spell. Sometimes she will mysteriously poof away and nobody knows where to. She hangs out with young children and gets involved in their drama.

Where's Molly? Don't tell me she mysteriously poofed away again.

by bdhsjfheuffhedskmlfskmlf March 30, 2022

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Molly Moo

SKET!!!!
Words can’t describe her

Person One - “Did you hear she got a boyfriend a week after her breakup”
Person Two - “Who Molly Moo…Sket…”

by frysabigslag May 28, 2024

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molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble

I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.

by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK November 20, 2007

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Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.

“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”

by Jnardooo August 27, 2023

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