March 13

Slap your boyfriends ass day!! Give that juicy dump truck a slap!

Her: it’s March 13, you know what that means
Him: oh no

by Anonymous🍑 March 12, 2021

15th March

National fuck someone you went to secondary school with

Hey u wanna fuck

Bit random

Yeah I know but it’s 15th March

Oh okay then

by 2468108642 March 14, 2021

March 17

Your crush has to say yes to anything you ask them.

You: Wanna go on a date with me?

Him/ her: *sees it's March 17* yes

by Derick :D March 17, 2021

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

March 25

Go hug your dad who you've treated poorly since you were 7 because he never yelled at you and when he does he apoligizes the second after

Thats March 25 for you :(

by 24k_badd1e on YT March 25, 2021

March 5

March 5th is national sneaky link day! Link with you’re favorite bitch and get that good shit.

Ryan: It’s march 5th
Kayla: Otw over 👀

by dragonsass124 March 3, 2022

March 19th

A day where THE SMUTTIEST PERSON alive is born .

Wow u were born in March 19th, he must be top smutt.

by Topsmutt October 15, 2019