i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

I have man boobs

When u run they jiggle and make a sweetly sound and u drink milk out of them

hey I have man boobs at my place

by A man boob November 2, 2019

Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 28, 2021

does life have a purpose

Not really you should kill yourself

Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train

by cripplepepe May 31, 2017

have your ducks covered

Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.

It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler

When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.

by HOLY MOLY DAT MAKE NO SENSE April 6, 2014

you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

by ZJane November 15, 2010

time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017