fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.
Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)
by Meangean June 05, 2014
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fairy lady

a term from the 1990s for a lesbian who bottoms in sexual intercourse.
"i heard she's a fairy lady!"
by heartica November 04, 2017
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Tooth Fairy

An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.
Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow

Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
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Tooth Fairy

Verb

The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?

Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!

Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.

Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......

Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 26, 2016
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Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.
“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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