Discord

A place where you can find anything, literally anything

Person 1: How do I find out who’s the 26th president?
Person 2: Discord

by Jonaz_Potato July 15, 2022

discord mod

Someone who has never faced daylight or eaten a salad

this species of man has never went out because someone posted a picture in the #general chat

Person 1: Bro this guy is literally a discord mod
Person 2 : I bet he is the same weight as lizzo

by genn-z October 9, 2023

Discord Mod

Someone who is on a computer all day, never going outside, and is most definitely a SIMP for any popular female streamer

Synonym: Redditor

Example: "God, that dude's such a Discord Mod"

by astroMAn360 May 10, 2024

Discord

IMAGINE A PLACE...
...where you can belong to a school club, a gaming group, or a worldwide art community. Where just you and a handful of friends can spend time together. A place that makes it easy to talk every day and hang out more often.

I use discord to talk to people

by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021

discord

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

May: have u herd discord yet?
June: yeah it is good song

by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022

Discord Music Bots

Will inevitably all shut down in in response to cease and desist legal demands from Google.

Tom: Did you remember the discord music bot, Rythm?
William: Yeah, same it was discontinued.

Google: Ban all discord music bots reeeeeeee

by Zxcvbnm Productions November 13, 2021

Discord Moderator

Usually obese fucks who tend to also be pedophiles. Discord Moderators can be found in their natural habitat, their parents basements. A common behavior for Discord Moderators to perform is play the RPG game "Genshin Impact" which they enjoy due to the female characters looking like minors. Something you can use to scare Discord Moderators is a shower (they have never taken one), so they will be immediately scared and start shrilly squealing like my gerbil after I dropped it off of my bunk bed. The most common phrase a Discord Moderator will use is "Please no memes in #general!!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

"Discord Moderators gross me out! They smell like a rat's rotting corpse mixed with my grandma's body oils!"
"Breaking News! A Discord Moderator was found attempting to meet up with a 13 year old girl to engage in romantic activities."

by its_basic June 1, 2023