Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

J Crab

Sexiest overwatch player of all time. He plays Junkrat so he's a little bitch but he's still aight

That Junkrat is a J Crab

by JLammers February 19, 2023

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

herpes-crabs

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...

Girl, don't sleep with him or you'll get a wicked case of Herpes-crabs. Herpes crabs

by wodiespodie May 18, 2016

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE

i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city

by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022