Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017

alabamaed

Losing to Clemson by 4 touchdowns despite being the worlds best college football team

Did you see the national championship game. They really alabamaed

by Tigers81 January 9, 2019

Arab Funny

An Arab funny is when someone that speaks arab (mostly found in the Middle east) Makes a funny video in their language, The video shows what you see if you get a virus or Something like watching Minecraft Videos on 2012, They are actually funny for no reason. The only known exception to Random≠Funny

Arab guy: *Makes arab funny*
English dude: Ha ha! That was an epic Arab funny moment!
Random guy: This video is going to Reddit!

by Obama's N-word Pass October 23, 2019

Alabama

Aka yeehaw county. If you live in Alabama, you’re probably fucking your cousin

Person 1: hey you look good today
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama

Person 2: oh ok

by C’mon dude it was one time October 23, 2019

Arab funny

A variation of shitposting, it uses dead memes, old emojis, arab words and confusing sound effects to portray randomness.

It's formula is: bad quality background video-weird sounds- overlapping images that are emojis or bad 3d renderings that you would see in a 2005 blogspot - cartoonish sound effects - mentioning haram 20 times and edgy humor.

I have to remind you that it's just specialized shitpost, so if you dislike the "random=funny" humor, then this is not your slice of cake.

And like every type of shitpost, it loses the funny in 5 minutes whether you like it or not.

Person 1: "have you ever visited r/arabfunny"
Person 2: "what is that?"
Person 1 *shows subreddit full of dead memes*
Person 2: *grimacing while looking at arab funny "I sometimes wonder how are we still friends"

by GorgeousAndy March 1, 2021