Honestly, just having a genuinely good and appreciative conversation with a woman that you respect as an equal... and then you cum.
by Comrade Smirnoff July 22, 2025

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation
by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
by EBSpremium March 18, 2025

I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.
by Gagmag January 4, 2021

Getting a Cornetto from the freezer, pushing it from the cone point down to the ice cream into your partner’s anus whilst bent over, then eating it out of their anus down to the chocolate nub.
The action of Alaskan Unicorn Treat is defined as Pushing a Cornetto into yours, or someone else’s anus down to the ice cream top whilst they’re bent over. Then eating it down to the chocolate nub.
by Blue Eyes Shite Dragon May 25, 2025

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.
by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024
