Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
by ITSMEJELLY November 22, 2021
Get the Kellymug. Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
“Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
by KaylaYouKnowIMeanThisome August 27, 2025
Get the Travis Kellymug. by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019
Get the Arr Kellymug. She is the most beautiful girl in the world, she never stopes thinking about me and what she can do to make me happy . She is my best friend and will always will be, I’m glad ima make her my wife and ima cook her dinner and breakfast. This lady will always be in my thoughts. She is loving , caring and really good at everything. “ wink wink” she is the best person you’ll ever meet and I love her
by Love you mamas July 23, 2022
Get the Kenzie Kellymug. the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is insanely caring, kind, and considerate not to mention he has a great sense of humour and personality
by imveryinlovewithhim November 24, 2021
Get the ellis kellymug. Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
Get the Uncle Kellymug. Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
Get the kelly crackersmug.