When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
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UD user: Hmm, I heard the word "Jezebel" today used in a derogatory fashion so maybe i should look it up on urban dictionary.
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Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise
Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night
Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across
Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
(All right.)
Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise
Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night
Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across
Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
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Person 2: Who?
Person 1: We can't be friends.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: We can't be friends.
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