wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.

Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!

by shadyone234 January 7, 2008

wet taggle

The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."

"I cannot believe you just wet taggled me, you b*tch. That's disgusting."

by SwedishB January 3, 2008

Wet ramandi

Kind of a wet Willy but not really....
A wet Ramandi (Rah-mon-di) is the act of putting your finger in your mouth. And discreetly inserting the wet finger into an unsuspecting anus.

Hey is Claire coming over later?
Yea I'm gonna give her a wet Ramandi

by DaddiesMeatRod August 1, 2018

wet towel

When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.

While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.

by DrewDrew October 23, 2005

Wet Hug

another form of penis hug, relating to the the other penis hugs such as booty/pussy hug and boob hug; more specifically a boob hug, but the girl proceeds to kiss/lick/suck on the end of the penis, in some cases causing it to ejaculate on him/her.

girl-"aww, did you like ur wet hug?"
boy-"...wow, Britt, juss wow."

by riotross September 2, 2009

wet towels

A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.

...
Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.

by Nuckpang February 17, 2008