Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.

I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.

by monctonblaine November 18, 2007

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019

Unicorn

something absolutely GROSS

person 1: 'i love unicorns'
person 2: 'hahahahhaha u suck!'

by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019

Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019