In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.
by Publius0987 August 6, 2025
Get the America's Time of Deathmug. A country that is better than some but has a terrible education system that no one is at fault for except the U.S. government. You MUST have insurance if you get hit by a car or just be a multi-millioniare so you can pay out of pocket.
European 1:Dude, some total dumbass just hit me with a car
European 2: Where are you?
European 1: America
European 2:Good luck
European 1: Wait why?- oh shit I need a loan
European 2: Where are you?
European 1: America
European 2:Good luck
European 1: Wait why?- oh shit I need a loan
by ash_isn't_home August 16, 2022
Get the Americamug. America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
by klem_box47 December 1, 2021
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
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by Need roblox gf August 6, 2021
Get the Americamug.