"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
Get the turtle jockeymug. by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016
Get the Turtle penismug. Riding turtle is a popular meme on WoW, an epic item obtainable via online code on a rare card from the WoW Collectible Card Game. People spam it in trade channels in major cities like StormWind, often to form a movie title. depending on the realm it can be seen more often then even Chuck Norris jokes.
by EternalHERO August 23, 2008
Get the Riding Turtlemug. by TheSnivy January 12, 2017
Get the Mine Turtlemug. What happens when a drunk falls into a garbage bin with the arms and legs out of the bin and the body bent double and stuck in the bin. Only fixed by falling onto your side and asking for assistance.
Al was talking to the liquor licenseing policeman when her drunk friend fell backwards into bin and created a bin turtle.
by Hernandez Chambero March 4, 2009
Get the Bin Turtlemug. by Tarkine May 26, 2010
Get the Turtle Flopmug. by lixisquid January 1, 2015
Get the Kissing Turtlesmug.