Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments

An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status

by ludtke337 August 23, 2012

Tweaker Status

Is a title given to someone who's went from their regular life to a tweaker on the street.

Have you heard from Rachel?
"Yeah, she's on Tweaker Status"
Oh! Really?

by Savage_Wolf September 9, 2022

status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens

She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.

by Zimmarish October 30, 2018

Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

Creaper status

when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything

this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.

by Jmaaluverke December 8, 2010

Statue Scripts

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by statued February 17, 2024