White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

Van Hoven

Pengegutta

Van Hoven - pengegutta.

by Van Hovenbro November 22, 2019

Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.

“Yeah, he totally got a Van Gogh”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

van-illa

Someone who goes throughout life in a Legendary manner. Rare relic in nature.

Hey man you are looking very Van-illa today.

by T.A.R The Allen Report November 27, 2019

White,van,day

Stay ya ass in the house

He’s coming for you girls watch out for the white,van,day

by Shitty Leah November 27, 2019

Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.

"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".

by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019

Stimple-van-Whimple

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil

“Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019