Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

Spoons

wetherspoons

U up for going to spoons?

by Boii_0 January 4, 2019

spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?

by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

Spoon

A melee weapon in CoD: BO4 and nobody knows what it is

Nikolai after finding the Spoon: What do I do with this? Eat soup?

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019

Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony

Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!

by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018

Hole in my spoon

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia

"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.

by Bmxlife June 13, 2018