Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

IDGAF button

Acronym. Short for “I Don’t Give A Flip,” or depending on the situation it’s “I Don’t Give A Fuck” (some situation just call for the fuck). Denotes apathy and “fed-upedness.”

This has been a shitty week. My IDGAF button is stuck in the on button

by anonymous May 21, 2022

IDGAF Button

Acronym. Short for “I don’t give a flip” (depending on the situation, it’s “fuck.” An internal button that automatically switches on when you are fed up with something.

This week at work sucked. My IDGAF button has been stuck in the on position for three days now.

by anonymous May 21, 2022

Button-Nuttin

The act of laying a penis flat on the owners own body and aiming the tip towards his belly button, then proceeding to use either a massager or water jet head to massage the penis to orgasm, therein delivering a load into the belly button.

C-Bass had a fear of Belly Button play until he learned about Button-Nuttin, now after some practice he loves it :)

by Tommy2Straws June 4, 2022

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.

He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022

daniel button

Daniel Buttons are very hot and love to be around people. Daniel are the class clown at school and very athletic. Daniel’s make funny jokes and when you have a daniel as a best friend you are very lucky. Daniel’s love playing football and makes friends easily. Daniel’s get into trouble at school because they do stupid things and say something stupid. Daniel’s make the class feel fun and when he is out people wish they were there.

Wow! Daniel Button is so good at football. I wish I could date him.

by Hot Russian Momma March 16, 2022