-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010
The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
by Huge D September 05, 2006
South Side Syzurrp is a drink created by three brave men living in south Evanston, IL. It is an alcoholic beverage, the recipe for which is as follows.
(Makes ten to fifteen servings)
1. Take empty milk cartoon and write South Side Syzurrp on the outside.
2. Pour between 2/3 and a whole handle of vodka in (depending on the mood).
3. Add one carton of Welch's Mango Twist.
4. Add one small package of Crystal Light Pink Lemonade
5. Fresh squeezed lemon juice (anywhere from 1 to 4 is acceptable).
6. Fill the rest of the container with a second carton of Welch's.
Drink to your hearts content.
(Makes ten to fifteen servings)
1. Take empty milk cartoon and write South Side Syzurrp on the outside.
2. Pour between 2/3 and a whole handle of vodka in (depending on the mood).
3. Add one carton of Welch's Mango Twist.
4. Add one small package of Crystal Light Pink Lemonade
5. Fresh squeezed lemon juice (anywhere from 1 to 4 is acceptable).
6. Fill the rest of the container with a second carton of Welch's.
Drink to your hearts content.
Next weekend we bought to be on that South Side Syzurrp.
by Paul Bunyan's Penis November 03, 2009
A hot towel, of the cheap microwave variety given free to patrons of Indian restaurants to wipe their fingers after a delicious meal. In South London, users forego cleaning their hands and instead rub it straight on the face - the closest they ever get to a sauna.
Hi, can we have three more large Cobra - and any chance of a South London Sauna? I'm sweating Vindaloo here, mate.
by Number1BadBoy December 20, 2010
The REAL USC, everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
by Kbennett December 10, 2005
A boy who will hurt your feelings. He's a player . He's a fuckboy in and out who will play with you like a toy. He will fuck with your mind, play with your emotions and toy you around.
The South Delhi Boy breed is not reliable. They are very good at convincing that they are genuine BUT GIRL THEY ARE NOT.
Also, They are pretentious as fuck. They pretend to be smart, gentle, caring and they make you believe everything they say.
They might look really cute and charming and ugh, gorgeous but they are not worth it.
Sometimes when they have a beard and they look even hotter BUT GIRL STAY AWAY HE A PREDATOR.
The South Delhi Boy breed is not reliable. They are very good at convincing that they are genuine BUT GIRL THEY ARE NOT.
Also, They are pretentious as fuck. They pretend to be smart, gentle, caring and they make you believe everything they say.
They might look really cute and charming and ugh, gorgeous but they are not worth it.
Sometimes when they have a beard and they look even hotter BUT GIRL STAY AWAY HE A PREDATOR.
Girl 1: Oh my god! I think I'm falling for a South Delhi Boy.
Girl 2: Oh no Dear, He's gonna break your heart. Don't you know South Delhi Boys have a bad reputation. Many girls have not survived them.
Girl 2: Oh no Dear, He's gonna break your heart. Don't you know South Delhi Boys have a bad reputation. Many girls have not survived them.
by havanaohnana March 06, 2019
by Thenort September 18, 2014