swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020

Race

Race (as in the phenotypes), or skin color, is something you cannot define in any way on Urban Dictionary without getting a heap of dislikes.

Hello, I am mixed race.

by ChatGPTPlus March 23, 2024

ur race ace

The true height of modern insult, to refer to one's interlocutor's entier race as being of the asexual variety.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur granpap a trap
1: ur race ace
2: *disintegrates into a cloud of dust*

by squidward4communism May 15, 2018

escape the rat race

Escaping the hell of mediocrity.

My dad always told me very few people escape the rat race.

by thankusho January 6, 2025

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017