by TrevorC December 4, 2006
Get the tap dat ting one timemug. When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby
by manly_the.dude January 21, 2021
Get the 1 tap in out fastmug. IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005
Get the tap it more than twice, your playing with yourselfmug. A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
Get the tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heelsmug. If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
by dubble tap February 18, 2018
Get the Double tapped my dick three times on her assmug. A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
by David_5 September 21, 2025
Get the Tap in merchantmug. by karss June 13, 2016
Get the tap and fapmug.