Social hierarchy

Locking up to 50 mentally retarded kids in a room all the same age split evenly amongst the genders. After this is done one child per gender is handed a metal bat and if all goes correct then the others will know their place in society deviants will most likely get killed by the dominant retard unless they all revolt due to a literal society governed by retards. It’s an experiment to see if even the mentally challenged understand how power works amongst a society.

Person 1 : did you hear about that social hierarchy experiment

Person 2 : no and I don’t want to why would I want to see a bunch of retards figh... wait never mind tell me.

by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019

Social science

Someone who has no balls to ask out his crush when he knows she likes him back.!.!

"Dude you are such a social science"

by urmomskinnylegend November 25, 2018

Social Carnivore

A semi-vegetarian, one that only eats meat in the presence of others.

Tom's such a social carnivore, he doesn't usually eat meat but it was Bethany's birthday.

by Fitz B September 30, 2009

Social Ghost

A band from Orlando. Composed of three members, Van Lugo (Bass/Lead Vocals) Neight (Guitar) and Matt (drums., and influenced by acts such as The Police and Rush. Thy have played at such acts like the Warped Tour and Earthday Birthday

Guy: Dude, did you see Social Ghost?

Guy 2: Dude! I totally did!

Guy 3: They ROCKED!

by Joey =o! May 18, 2008

Social Leroy

Politically correct term for a black person.

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 27, 2020

Social Smoker

One who waltzes out of a bar in faux-leather boots with a big grin on their face. They probably who pooled their cash for a pack with another non-addict. They're probably smoking American Spirits, and while they may be scrutinized for not being a "true smoker," really, they're not that big of a jerk... they're experiencing smoking, for the head rush, because of some famous person they saw

"lighting up," or maybe they are just doing to to fit in with you, the veteran smoker.

"I'm not REALLY a smoker, I basically only smoke when I'm at shows/dive bars/driving with my friend ______ who smokes. I'm just a social smoker!"

by eyesoar January 7, 2015