smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

smoke

fellatio; to give a blowjob

That whore loves smoking the cock.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Smokin', Shootin' the bird

See also: Chillin'.
Often said when neither smoking nor shooting the bird is occuring.

Person 1: What are you guys up to?
Person 2: Oh, you know. Smokin', shootin' the bird.

by A money June 9, 2004

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010

little cheddar smokies

little tiny hot dogs with cheese in them. put them in the microwave and the weiner gets hot and the cheese melts.but if you leave them in to long the hot dogs start SKEETING cheese!?!?!?!


TASTES SO GOD DAMN FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the little cheddar smokies is ass turkey.(look up ass turkey and look at the second definition)

by nathan seifridsberger, matt palmer,nick monticup November 10, 2004

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010