Thumbnail Swag

When a girl or guy looks really good in their thumbnail picture on facebook, but when you open their page and see the blown up version it is less than satisfactory.

Dustin: Aww man that girl looks hot, check out her page!
(clicks open page)
Dustin: Dang, I thought she looked really good...
Gary: Yeah man, she's got thumbnail swag.

by garysmithandstuff39 July 31, 2011

Douchy Swag

It's that thing that only a borderline cocky/confident guy presents that girls should watch out for, but will surely allure them in to boning a guy that is no good for them. May be present in forms of sarcasm, smirks or a guy that is good looking and knows it and uses it to his advantage.

Guys with no jobs or just plain out losers that try to hard to get girls do not have this, those are just douche bags, period.

Girl: I totally want to bone my neighbor.
Friend: Yup, he has that douchy swag!

by swaglover June 30, 2011

swag castle

A classy place of residence.

Did you see that place Emily and Chelsea moved into, it is definitely a swag castle.

by swag castle queen November 16, 2011

going for swag

going for swag a term used in newark nj that means trying to be funny or saying something that’s shady

person 1: na he a hoe so left em
person 2: you going for swag?

by Thelucky1ne February 20, 2023

Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019

swag money

someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG

bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY

by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021