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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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La promesa

A title means La promesa did you keep it or did you forget because the promise to make it back could be harder and strongly difficult to come back home like Frida en La novela
La promesa: Frida
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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La promesa

A title means La promesa did you keep it or did you forget because the promise to make it back could be harder and strongly difficult to come back home like Frida en La novela
La promesa: Frida
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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Word Processed

The act of writing an Essay or type of text in a Word processor; such as: Microsoft Word, Google Docs etc.
This essay must be word processed
by Joe6649 May 5, 2024
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Word Processed

"Word processed" refers to the act of creating, editing, formatting, and organizing text using a computer program designed for text manipulation, such as Microsoft Word, Google Docs, or other similar software.
Ms. Smith said to us that we have to make it word processed.
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neural processing unit

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊrəl ˈprɑ sɛsɪŋ ˈju nɪt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Neural Processing Unit (phrase, noun) - A specialized computational device from which fiber-forming electrodes enter the electronic cerebra.
2. A neural cerebra that connects to a microcontroller or central processing unit (CPU) via a universal serial bus (USB) or peripheral component interconnection (PCI) interface. It is abbreviated as NPU.
Significance:
• It defines a “Neural Processing Unit” as a type of processing device.
• It specifies its connection methods (USB or PCI).
• It highlights its role within a larger computer architecture.
• It includes the abbreviation “NPU” to aid with clarity.
Phrase: neural processing unit
Examples:
• “The new computer incorporates a powerful neural processing unit.”
• “The neural processing unit enhances the velocity of machine education.”
• “The engineers tested the compatibility of the neural processing unit.”
• “A neural processing unit was inserted into the socket via the PCI bus.”
• “The microcontroller communicates to the neural processing unit.”
by Dmitrio January 21, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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