corn boyfriend

When you put corn on your shaft as a makeshift condom. Most commonly seen in Nebraska.

"I can't find any condoms so I'll use my corn boyfriend"

by Claude Ballzz March 18, 2014

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014

Co-boyfriend

When a girl's boyfriend is emotionally distant/abusive, and she doesn't want to just end the relationship, she may seek the comfort of a co-boyfriend. The co-boyfriend hears her complaints, and this allows the broken relationship to continue on a bit longer.

Trina's boyfriend doesn't listen to her problems, so she talks to her co-boyfriend Jack about how shitty her boyfriend is instead of just DTMFA (dumping the motherfucker already).

by Jack-o-slantern May 19, 2014

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013

fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

by honoura November 22, 2013

boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015