total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Arse

A "school appropriate" usage of the word I think we all know *wink wink*

Ah god damn yeh hairy Arsehole

by unoriginalmemist June 5, 2018

genie-arse

1. A genie's ass

First definition of genie-arse by El-Cid on the youtube channel OneyPlays' 4th episode of "Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (Crash 1)" playthrough.

Source: www. y o u t u b e .com/watch?v=S9LsGirlzec

1. Look over there! That's a fine genie-arse if I've ever seen one!

2. Imma get som fine genie-arse tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know I'm all about them genies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

Google-arse

A repository where a totally incorrect fact is stored by an individual but presented with complete confidence as being correct.

He pulled that from ‘google-arse’!

by Mahoo1960 June 20, 2022