Quief mallet

A euphemism for the male sex organ.

“You would not believe the sounds coming out of her pussy when I was pounding her with my quief mallet.”

by Acemld June 24, 2025

the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"

Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.

by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007

drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.

I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021

Ms. Muller

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed

Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude

by skinnydoodle May 30, 2018