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Minecraft

"person 1: dude did you see the new Minecraft update?"
"person 2: dude Minecraft is ass. its just 3D Terraria
by jimmyfavfan March 11, 2024
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Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.
"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"
by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022
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Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.
'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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Minecraft Civilization

A type of vides, normally one hour long, that are completely brainrot with some of them being parodies while other being more unironic.

The premise of the video is something like this:
A character starts as a noob in X civilization.
there are leather, iron, gold and diamond levels of X civilization and gold level abuses their power and harasses leather level noobs. The main character who is leather noob must defeat them and change X civilization once and for all.
Hello guys, I am in Minecraft Parkour Civilization!

The Cliche Introduction:
Hi, I am from Minecraft X Civilization. But... I am a total noob! And we noobs have it very tough in Minecraft Civilization. The Iron and Golden X bully us everyday and force us to mine dirt with wooden pickaxe. However, I want to collect enough dirt coins to buy a ticket to the Arena which can change my life, then if I win the arena I might even rank up to Iron Level and eventually change Minecraft Civilization!
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Minecraft

kid a: BRUH fortnite is the best game ever

Kid b: minecraft is better than fortnite

KID A: UR GAY KID

kid b: no u

KID A : :(
by EPIC MINECRAFTER September 16, 2019
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Minecraft

by Sky69 October 22, 2018
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MInecraft

I'm doing minecraft
by Minecraft toes June 16, 2022
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