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Dirty Mason

When you ejaculate on your roommates’ bathroom wall and let that shit crust over.
Bro, I saw some weird shit on the bathroom wall, I think someone pulled a Dirty Mason.
by Multi-breaster February 18, 2025
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Mason

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don’t last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that’s a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason 2009

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that's a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason

A guy with ADHD that likes skateboarding rock music, and is such a bigass simp.

Me: "Who's your crush"

Mason: "My crush? The same one I had since 3rd grade and I have bought a million gifts for."
by THIKDICKMOMMY23 June 6, 2024
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Mason

A fatass big back who has the most goofiest hairstyles in the American lifetime. He looks like a roach and laughs like he is a dying horse. ts not funny and his jokes prolly lame af
Mason monkey
by roach1283749 June 18, 2024
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Mason

Oh no, Mason snapped me again.
by Anuthaone June 29, 2024
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Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button
DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD
by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024
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